Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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