Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
smell my finger.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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