you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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