you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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