Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
did you just send me my own nude
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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