In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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