I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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