I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
nutella sex= disaster
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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