Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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