life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My vagina is very pro this idea
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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