Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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