She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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