i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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