talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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