You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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