yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
