Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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