I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so let's talk penis.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Randomize
