Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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