: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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