I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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