end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You may now shotgun with the bride
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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