they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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