Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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