So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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