It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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