He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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