you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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