the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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