so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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