When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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