I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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