My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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