At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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