He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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