just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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