Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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