I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She bit a glass in half.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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