Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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