we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I party with great urgency now.
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