Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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