Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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