I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
operation harelip BJ is a go
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
