Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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