Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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