question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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