okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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