If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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what are you doing with your life
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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