Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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