i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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