nut hugger
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize