chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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