so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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