But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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