I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
