My underwear smells like fireworks.
you win again, gameday.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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