did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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