just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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